Oh...oh shit...

I've been thinking about starting a blog for a while, even having some ideas for posts and all of that. Now I have actually gone and got one and I can't think of a single God damn thing to post. It is not for a lack of having shit to talk about, there's plenty of that. But now that I'm here, I can't help but think does the internet really need one more asshole spewing uninformed opinions that no one cares about?

The obvious answer is yes. If people on Fox News can spew out their mental diarrhea then so can I. Anyone with at least a third grade education and basic concept of language has just a much of a right to force their opinions and misinformation on the world as anyone on TV. As a matter of fact, cable news would probably serve humanity better if it was run by children. You see, children are in a constant state of learning. Their view of the world and their opinions change with each new piece of information and data they acquire unlike say....Congress.

So with that, this is as good as a first post as any. It doesn't make much sense and has no intellectual value what so ever just like the rest of the internet. Except porn. Porn always has intellectual value. I think I know what I want to talk about.